Ready to laugh? The average person spends one and a half years in the bathroom, wasting time that could be spent more effectively—like becoming a deeper and more thoughtful human being. To Poo or Not to Poo is a reflective yet entertaining journey through the minds of the world's greatest thinkers. Pop a squat and open your mind to a veritable treasure trove of thrilling trivia! For example, did you know that crocodile dung was used as a contraceptive in ancient Egypt? Or that one of the most expensive teas in the world is fertilized with panda poo? Hilariously existential and endlessly informative, To Poo or Not to Poo will entertain and educate as you perform life's essentials. 160-page hardcover picture book.