Our toilet paper, featuring some of our ~dirtiest~ signs, makes a fun gag gift or a shocking guest bathroom surprise!
* 3-ply paper
* Printed with safe-to-use inks
* Septic tank-safe
* Each roll individually shrink wrapped
Featured Signs:
* "I WAS STARTLED BY A LOUD FART... I WAS FARTLED"
* "DON'T BE A TURD TODAY"
* " SMILE LIKE YOU FARTED"
* "POOP JOKES AREN'T MY FAVORITE BUT THEY'RE A SOLID NUMBER TWO"
* "WHOEVER DECIDED FARTS ARE EMBARRASSING REALLY RUINED IT FOR THE REST OF US"
* "YOUR BODY IS JUST A POOP GUN AND EATING IS RELOADING"
* "IT'S ONE OF THOSE DAYS WHERE YOU CAN'T TRUST A FART"
* "THERE ARE NO LIMITS TO WHAT U CAN ACCOMPLISH WHEN UR SUPPOSED TO BE DOING SOMETHING ELSE"